lessons from the law

what i learned from westlaw today:
1. rosa parks sued outkast for misappropriation of name

2. as a judge for a U.S. Court of Appeals you can get away with writing your opinion as a parody of the Book of Genesis. Zim v. W. Pub. Co., 573 F.2d 1318 (5th Cir. 1978).

3. your husband WILL throw you under the bus at trial if you only wear your assless pants to biker rallies, and not around the house. Cheatam v. Paisano Pubs., Inc., 891 F. Supp. 381 (W.D. Ky. 1995).